Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Man, am i behind or what?

I have so many things I should have been posting so I don't forget them. I started work in an obstetrics unit in late June. Since then I have seen a mother with scratch marks all over her legs from her pet squirrel (but she built a cage so it won't hurt the new baby!!), a mother who delivered a mascara brush along with her baby (she had no idea how that could have gotten there!), an Asian woman with the biggest nipples I have ever seen (we're talking diameter bigger than a silver dollar and projecting at least 1.5 inches) and more poop and golfball sized projectile blood clots than you would ever imagine.

I really need to share this stuff...


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